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This is a bunch of text that looks blurry at first but then as the page renders the text is beautifully revealed via a CSS animation custom tailored by Devin Peterson.
Devin is such a genious when it comes to this stuff that sometimes it blows my own mind. Yes, I am Devin.
Here is a little more text to read for under the buttons which most people will click on and automatically give us a bunch of money for fun.